"Other planes should experiance me." - Illpalazzo the egotistical cleric

"Stormtrooper confetti." - Dirk

"There's always a catch!" - Lizardman

"Ring that gong one more time and I will rip your testicles off and shove them down your throat." - Josh's character

"I'll save us." - Robb standing on a falling elevator

"Jesus is staring at me." - Robb holding a crucifix

"Look its quaterlings!" - Xanzor to Blaise after cutting a Halfling in half

 

 

"What's a Shatner?" - Greenberg

"You guys suck." - The DM

"How do I use my eunuch power." - Greenberg

"Watergold." - My inability to read

"I should beat some spelling into you."